{"product_id":"velveteen-plush-blanket-i-piss-glitter-sparkle-throw-for-fun-sassy-gift","title":"Velveteen Plush Blanket — \"I Piss Glitter\" Sparkle Throw for Fun, Sassy Gift","description":"Wrap yourself in playful sparkle with this velveteen plush blanket. Deep, velvety fabric holds vibrant, high-detail print on one side — a mischievous burst of glittery lettering and confetti that reads like a wink from someone who loves bold humor. The medium-heavy weight feels cozy without being bulky; the soft polyester finish drapes smoothly across knees, shoulders, or the couch. Double-stitched seams add durability so the blanket stays looking fresh wash after wash. Bring it out for late-night movie marathons, cheeky photo ops, or when you need a little bright attitude while you relax at home.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Velveteen plush face with soft, medium-heavy 300 g\/m² fabric\u003cbr\u003e- High-detail, vibrant print on one side\u003cbr\u003e- Durable double-needle topstitching on all seams\u003cbr\u003e- 100% polyester (or 83% polyester\/17% spandex option); quick-drying\u003cbr\u003e- Meets safety and chemical compliance standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 40\"","offer_id":42948269375606,"sku":"82918372525472267333","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"50\" × 60\"","offer_id":42948269408374,"sku":"32381394431291292978","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"60\" × 80\"","offer_id":42948269441142,"sku":"13928029458936042531","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0672\/6759\/2310\/files\/1667495950854868149_2048.jpg?v=1767341769","url":"https:\/\/celebrateyourselfshop.com\/products\/velveteen-plush-blanket-i-piss-glitter-sparkle-throw-for-fun-sassy-gift","provider":"Celebrate Yourself","version":"1.0","type":"link"}